It's not what you think. ;-)
G.A.G. is the acronym for Gays Against Glitter.
And while both ...
And ...
...induce a gag reflex in us, neither Gary Glitter or Glitter (the movie) are what we, G.A.G.ists are Against. No, the object of our revulsion is indeed, plain old, every day obnoxious GLITTER.
That multi-coloured crap thrown at you from every direction at gay bars, drag bars, pride and circuit parties, not to mention R.A.G (Random Acts of Glitter)
That's right. Here and now, in front of you all I am announcing the birth of what is sure to become one of the foundation groups of the Modern Gay World Order... GAYS AGAINST GLITTER.
We're Here,
We're Queer,
and we're not gonna sparkle anymore!
If you are a Serial Homosexualist (a poofter, a pansy, or fudge packer) and have had it up to top of your over-product'd coif, then join the ranks. Vow that from here and now, you will never EVER throw rainbow coloured handfuls of this most heinous and foul debris into the air at any party, pride event, parade or other festive event. Should you be accosted by any glitter wielding person[s] you will immediately and with as much force as possible knee the offending party(s) in the nads and set both them and their remain glitter alight. (Fear not for you are doing the work of the good and just.)
It's a fact that at each gay event in the world today, one person loses an eye, 3 people against their own will inhale glitter, permanently be-dazzling their lungs, 69 fags hair-dos become hair-don'ts due to unauthorized glitter applications and 101 people are left scarred for days with un-removable body glitter that is perma-stuck to their skin.
Don't be a statistic, just say NO to Glitter!
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Special thanks to Tom McGurk. A Fellow flaming 'mo and devout G.A.G.ist and co-founder (along with yours truly) of the G.A.G. Movement.
G.A.G. is the acronym for Gays Against Glitter.
And while both ...
And ...
...induce a gag reflex in us, neither Gary Glitter or Glitter (the movie) are what we, G.A.G.ists are Against. No, the object of our revulsion is indeed, plain old, every day obnoxious GLITTER.
That multi-coloured crap thrown at you from every direction at gay bars, drag bars, pride and circuit parties, not to mention R.A.G (Random Acts of Glitter)
That's right. Here and now, in front of you all I am announcing the birth of what is sure to become one of the foundation groups of the Modern Gay World Order... GAYS AGAINST GLITTER.
We're Queer,
and we're not gonna sparkle anymore!
If you are a Serial Homosexualist (a poofter, a pansy, or fudge packer) and have had it up to top of your over-product'd coif, then join the ranks. Vow that from here and now, you will never EVER throw rainbow coloured handfuls of this most heinous and foul debris into the air at any party, pride event, parade or other festive event. Should you be accosted by any glitter wielding person[s] you will immediately and with as much force as possible knee the offending party(s) in the nads and set both them and their remain glitter alight. (Fear not for you are doing the work of the good and just.)
It's a fact that at each gay event in the world today, one person loses an eye, 3 people against their own will inhale glitter, permanently be-dazzling their lungs, 69 fags hair-dos become hair-don'ts due to unauthorized glitter applications and 101 people are left scarred for days with un-removable body glitter that is perma-stuck to their skin.
Don't be a statistic, just say NO to Glitter!
- - - - -
Special thanks to Tom McGurk. A Fellow flaming 'mo and devout G.A.G.ist and co-founder (along with yours truly) of the G.A.G. Movement.
